TFM uses the motif of a hunter in search of an elusive prize game to tell the tale of a man attempting to give his wife an orgasm with oral sex.

TFM tells the tale of a girlfriend he once had who enjoyed tinkling on him during sex. It ended badly as, on their last encounter together, she accidentally pooed a little when straining to tinkle. TFM put up with he explains because she was "way out of his league" and looked like actress Andy McDowell.

TFM tells the story of an old man who sincerely misses his morning erection. He plans for his funeral to have a wooden erect penis mounted to his corpse for display during his viewing.

TFM tells the tale of a used pickup truck a man purchases that he suspects has a back story that the dealer did not share. When he gets the truck home he discovers it is possessed and wants to have sex with his wife. The truck has a strange power over his wife and the man catches in the garage having "sex" as she straddles the parking brake.

This is BOTH an XXX song AND a TRUE story. TFM tells the story of a time in young life when he had issues with his rectum. It would pucker as if it were talking. He went to the proctologist for an exam and that's when the fun begins.

TFM tells the story of a man who comes home from a business trip and his wife informs him that she's having an affair. He storms off and goes to a hotel and books the only room available (the honeymoon suite) and ends picking up a trans prostitute from the hotel bar.

TFM tells the story of a rich young man who rents a patio on Bourbon Street with his fiancee and she flashes for the crowd below causing him to rethink their nuptials.

TFM relates the story of man whose wife has such a bad PMS he must leave the house each month and get a hotel room.

TFM tells the story of a high school loser who fantasizes about the panties of his cheerleader classmates and a lesson he learns later on.