TurtleFrogMan

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She was on the top thrusting
And then she stood up and hovered
Like a water pipe busting
My chest and stomach were covered

I cried “stop, you’re abusing me”
She said, “don’t talk you’ll spoil it”
It was clear she was using me
As her personal toilet

I thought perhaps she’s incontinent
Or has some bladder condition
Our sheets were soaked and yet on it went
Me on my back in submission

I think for sure that she enjoyed
Being on top and in power.
And I’ll admit I was annoyed
By this sudden golden shower

She
Liked to pee
On me

A fetish that no decent man engages in or otherwise supports

I
Don’t know why
I’d comply

I discovered this perversion has a common name: they call it “watersports”.

By Watersports we mean time spent
Swimming or diving or surfing or skiing
But I found out that it also meant
A sexual act which might include peeing

She’d say “put your raincoat on my love
“the forecast calls for sprinkles”
Then she’d force me down and from above
Stood over me and tinkles

She
Liked to pee
On me

A fetish that no decent man engages in or otherwise supports

I
Don’t know why
I’d comply

I discovered this perversion has a common name: they call it “watersports”.

Now I understand that some of you may think this is immoral and a gross abomination
But have empathy dear friends, for she was way out of my league, and she resembled actress Andie MacDowell
So the trade off that I made was I could be with her if I would just endure her urination
And life is just a series of these trade offs after all, Hey good buddy could you hand me a towel?

My last night with Andie McDonnell
Is Deep in my memory driven
Even the most beautiful gal
For this can’t be forgiven

We were in the bed it’s “raining”
And ’m laying there closing my eyes
She was pushing too hard and with all of the straining
she made us a chocolate surprise!

She
Liked to pee
On me

A fetish that no decent man engages in or otherwise supports

I
Don’t know why
I’d comply

I discovered this perversion has a common name: they call it “watersports”.