TurtleFrogMan

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My fiancee and I flew to New Orleans to enjoy the Mardi Gras
With my connections got a suite in the French Quarter and were shocked by what we saw
A massive crowd of people all engaging in these stupefying deeds
Perhaps what shocked us most were all these women who would flash their tits for beads!

Flash your tits for beads, Flash your tits for beads
Are you the sort of woman who would flash your tits for beads?
Flash your tits for beads, Flash your tits for beads
Are you the sort of woman who would flash your tits for beads?

So we’re out upon the balcony observing the debauchery below
We’re enjoying gourmet cheeses and a bottle of the finest French Bordeaux
A crowd of men had gathered right beneath us and I heard as one chap pleads
He was pleading with my fiancee to lift her top and flash her tits for beads!

Flash your tits for beads, Flash your tits for beads
Are you the sort of woman who would flash your tits for beads?
Flash your tits for beads, Flash your tits for beads
Are you the sort of woman who would flash your tits for beads?

Now Fiona my fiancee is attractive and her breasts are large and supple
I was certain she would never bare them for this sea of gross humanity
I was certain we were rightly matched and one day soon would be a married couple
But there are only three things certain: death and taxes and a woman’s vanity

Flash your tits for beads, Flash your tits for beads
Are you the sort of woman who would flash your tits for beads?
Flash your tits for beads, Flash your tits for beads
Are you the sort of woman who would flash your tits for beads?

Fiona hears these rabble rousing fellows urging her to lift her top
And I remember like it was slow motion yelling NO FIONA STOP!
But Male adoration is the only stimulus a woman needs
My former fiancee Fiona flashed her large and supple tits for beads!

Flash your tits for beads, Flash your tits for beads
Are you the sort of woman who would flash your tits for beads?
Flash your tits for beads, Flash your tits for beads
Are you the sort of woman who would flash your tits for beads?