TurtleFrogMan

Lyrics

I was a troubled young kid
Attention or fame was I seeking
That’s why I did what I did
I shot a man dead just for speaking

But in my defense, there was talk, you see
In the media, daily insistence
That He was a threat to democracy
Yes, a threat to our very existence!

He’s a threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
Fascist! Fascist

He’s a threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
Fascist! Fascist

He’s literally Hitler!

The Media’s message subliminal:
Disguised as reporting the news
If a man murders Hitler, is it criminal?
That would have saved all those jews!

They labelled this man a polemicist
His appeal to the crowds was a shock to see
An evil white male supremacist
Trying to steal our democracy!

He’s a threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
Fascist! Fascist

He’s a threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
Fascist! Fascist

He’s literally Hitler!

He was scheduled to speak at a college in my town
So I made a few arrangements and I stole my father’s rifle
I was stationed on a nearby roof positioned lying down
I thought “I’ll be greeted as a hero when his voice I stifle!”

I thought “I am killing Hitler before Hitler comes to power”
I’m resisting nazi fascists with this necessary violence”
The Media with words of praise upon me they will shower
I thought “I’ll be greeted as a hero when his voice I silence!”


From 200 yards my dad’s 30 ought 6 worked its magic
The crowd dispersed like cockroaches startled by light
You told me that this man was Hitler, so why’s his death tragic?
If you could go back in time you’d kill Hitler if you had the chance, right?

Now I’m captured and jailed and soon I’ll be rotting in prison
This to me seems like the height of hypocrisy
Didn’t you tell us that this man was Hitler arisen?
And a serious, serious threat to our precious democracy?

He’s a threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
Fascist! Fascist

He’s a threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
A threat to our democracy
Fascist! Fascist

He’s literally Hitler!