TurtleFrogMan

In 1969 we sent a massive rocket ship
On board there were three astronauts we’re told
Six hundred thousand miles to the moon we went round trip
With technology now seven decades old

We somehow made it through the deadly radiation belts
From the laws of radiation were exempt
Nothing makes it through that radiation lest it melts
And we made it on our very first attempt!

I watched them plant our flag and wiped a tear
I watched it wave and rustle to and fro
But the moon is void of any atmosphere
Which means there isn’t any wind to blow

We didn’t walk on the moon
It was an elaborate ruse
In spite of what they tell you
The story that they’ll sell you
In spite of what they showed you on the news

It was nothing more than a lie
The truth will be revealed someday soon
I know it’s patriotic, But please don’t be idiotic
We didn’t walk on the moon!

After they had landed on the moon they made a call
to the president who answered right away
They talked as if the distances between them were quite small
with no hint of even one moment’s delay

And here’s another fact that you should hold among your thoughts:
From the moon are stars are visible ahead
But in the single interview conducted with these astronauts
None remembered seeing stars they said?

I know its hard to fathom at first glance
there’s no confession and no fingerprints
But ask yourself: with all our technological advance
And we haven’t ever tried to go back even one time since?

We didn’t walk on the moon
It was an elaborate ruse
In spite of what they tell you
The story that they’ll sell you
In spite of what they showed you on the news

It was nothing more than a lie
The truth will be revealed someday soon
I know it’s patriotic, But please don’t be idiotic
We didn’t walk on the moon!