TurtleFrogMan

Lyrics

We was sitting down at Rosie’s we were drinkin’ beers and playing on the slots
And this fella we aint never seen before walks in and picks a slot machine
And before we knew what happened, he had hit one of the largest known jackpots
And he cashed it in and got the largest wad of bills my two eyes’d ever seen

Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes
A stranger plays the slots
And hits the largest known jackpots
Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes

He was jovial and gracious and he bought me and the boys a round of beers
Here’s this guy from out of town who waltzes in and wins the biggest prize
We aint never been that lucky we’ve been playing on these slots for many years
I wouldn’t have believed it but I seen it with my own two eyes

Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes
He was jovial and gracious
And his watch was ostentatious
Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes

He explained he was a banker, he was well dressed and his watch was quite expensive
I could sense my old pal Cody gettin angry when he’s drinking he’s been known to
Old Cody was just staring at the banker with his own two eyes intensive
I wouldn’t have believed it but I sat there lookin at it with my own two

Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes
Cody stared right through this stranger
And I knew he was in danger
Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes

The lucky banker said farewell to Rosie’s and departed
Cody pulled a hunting knife and out the door he started
Cody walked out toward him and approached him in the back lot
“We’ve been comin here for years HE yelled, and never won no jackpot!
You waltz in here with your fancy watch and walk out with that wad?
You’d better hand it over or prepare to meet your GOD!
We came runnin’ when we heard the banker’s awful dying cries
And I’m sad to say I seen it with my very own two eyes

Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes
He plunged the knife into him
And it went completely through him
I saw it with my own two eyes
Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes


Cody now on trial for the banker that he stabbed in reckless fury
To testify against a friend is harder than you’d ever realize
I sat there in the witness stand and this is what I told the seated jury
“Cody stabbed that banker and I seen it with my own two eyes”

Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes
By unanimous decision
He was given life in prison
I seen it with my own two eyes
Yeah, I seen it with my own two eyes
I seen it with my own two eyes